punkfaery:

• verbal filters are a myth invented by the government
• i went on wikipedia to look up sources for an essay but somehow i ended up reading about the history of meridian cannons
• “did i eat dinner tonight?” *checks bin* *finds empty microwave meal packet* “wait is this from today or yesterday” 
• always needing something in your hands to play with
• okay i know you’re talking to me about something important but i can’t stop staring at that woman’s weird hat and now it’s leading me on a train of thought that has occupied my entire attention span
  
• talking so fast you literally forget to breathe
  
• i just read three pages of this book and i know i was paying attention but somehow i remember absolutely none of it
• whoops i don’t have any plans for today so i guess i’ll just Die
• being unable to remember the names of people you’ve known for months and talk to every day
• panic attacks
• “adhd was made up by millenials to justify kids with behavioural problems and underachievers”
  
• did i do that thing yesterday? or the day before? or last week? did i do it at all?